Moon Dog! — dr loomis, quick, turn around! it’s your escaped...

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tatney

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dr loomis, quick, turn around! it’s your escaped and stupidly murderous patient, michael myers! quick, before he drives away (because you taught him to drive? maybe? for some reason? or, more realistically, because he remembers seeing people driving when he was five and figured “sure, it can’t be THAT hard!”?) oh shit, he has airpods in! he can’t hear me!

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