Moon Dog! — you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is?...

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pondwitch

you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is

pondwitch

dwarves are taller than humans

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Orcs are elves

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A regular house cat can give birth to something that can grow into a 10 ft giant cat man with hopes and aspirations.

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At the end of the first era there was an imperial space program which was made as a response to the elves of Alinor’s usage of sunbirds to also explore space.

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The cat people do crack as a religion

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Todd sold the same game 4 times at least

Source: pondwitch