Yall ever remember how fucking weird Dragon Age: Origins was ? You have the dragon blood cult, a insane lady wispering a poem about cannibals to you before she kills herself, after which you fight monster who is made of tits, and who can forget when you had to get involved in a feud between a talking tree and crazy nut guy who lived in the woods
That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about Dragon Age: Origins to dispute it
These are all accurate
