If DnD players had to be a micron closer to the shit their actual characters were going thru as adventurers, no party would ever leave on long-term adventures away from civilization unless ONE person had
Prestidigitation. People who literally only had that spell and the ability to watch the horses would be the most important teammate.
#no one wants to be covered #in ogre guts #for hours and hours #that would be miserable #and unsanitary #so if I have a character that CAN have it #they always do
“I’m a monster hunter. I can kill a dozen feral beasts in a single mission.”
“So you’re indispensable to the party–”
“Oh absolutely not. Bob, the guy who minds the horses and magics away daily dirt, sweat, and gore on the road is CRITICAL to morale and we’d fall apart without him.”
