i love you cumin i love you chili powder i love you ginger i lovr you soy sauce i love you garlic
This post would do numbers on tumblr
do you really think so?
The Devil
redemption arcs that double as tragedies!! you're a better person than you've ever been and you have nothing left to your name!!you have to rebuild yourself and your life from the ground up and you're smiling in the ashes!! you were devastated your life is ruined!!! nothing is ever going to be the same ever again you are never going to regain what you had you are never going to be free of the guilt you are never going to be able to go home there is nothing left for you!!! you are free you are more yourself than you've ever been!! fires help forests grow!!
Gender politics was a fucking mistake. Ppl will really be like “men don’t have the capacity to have authentic, normal human emotions like women do” and act like that’s peak feminism and not an utterly fucking deranged thing to say about another person
i feel like a dummy for just now finding out abt screen recording on iphone but hey check this out!
r.i.p. mcdonald’s fan owns burger king in epic video
Lmfaoooo experts are now saying America has gone past hyperinflation to a new stage they're calling "sonic inflation"
Kim Dorland, Fever Dream
But can a cis guy do THIS?
*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*
once in high school i was walking down the hall at a brisk pace wearing dress pants and boxers and my (home made!! with nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out of my leg and rolled down the hall a little ways and thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time was mr. hayes, the weird stoner english/philosophy teacher who rode his bike around the halls sometimes, and he literally just looked at me and said “i HATE when it does that” and walked away
I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!